Chat 17 Jun 86,109 notes
  • something i can't do: sing.
  • something i do all the time: sing.
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Video 17 Jun 39,607 notes

phistomefel-smeik:

watchtheskytonight:

runaeveena:

is he from star wars?

eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

Your 6 year old sister knows hannibal???? You made something wrong

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Video 17 Jun 66,250 notes
Text 17 Jun 118,413 notes

berry-muffin:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

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Text 17 Jun 15,360 notes

1atula:

grimdarkthroes:

homestuckis5evah:

1atula:

[MUFFLED HOMESTUCK FANDOM FRANTICALLY SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE]

[SCREAMING SLOWLY GETS LOUDER AS OTHER FANDOMS TAKE NOTICE OF HOMESTUCK’S SCREAMING AND JOIN IN]

[YAHOO’S NEW SERVERS BEGINNING TO SCREAM]

[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

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Text 17 Jun 15,429 notes

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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Video 17 Jun 18,162 notes

oliboobs:

reecer6:

oliboobs:

==> Post ALL the sprite edits! (they are transparent too)

agh i hATE THESE SO MUCH THEY’RE SO NONCANON AND NOT HUSSIE-LIKE

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aleeyago:

throughthexhole:

aleeyago:

forgottenfang:

askingthealliedforces:

ember-light:

saglanz:

divinitypony:

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I think you mean seductive sentence makers

Oh yeah~

Fuck yeah~

Hell yeah~

shut up u lil shits~

Make me~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~

Chat 17 Jun 19,241 notes
  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
Text 17 Jun 119,956 notes

liquorandguilt:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

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